Where is the hickey?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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