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I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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