At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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