he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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