is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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