All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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