ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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