my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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