Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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