there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Congratulations! We have a period
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