I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
