your room smells of hookers.
And success
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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