you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
