Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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