Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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