i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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