S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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