dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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