i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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