dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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