i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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