She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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