I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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