Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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