after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Still dying that you shit outside
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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