The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
not ubering you a puppy
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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