Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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