Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
and you fell through a lawn chair
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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