Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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