The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
