areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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