Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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