Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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