I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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