we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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