Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
