Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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