Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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