quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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