Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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