normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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