If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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