Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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