We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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