I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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