so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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