after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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