you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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