ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
a search helicopter?!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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