Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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