So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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